After stopping at Starbucks for a large injection of caffeine and a 1+ hour trip, I arrived at the course with a slightly lower level of trepidation. Quickly donning on a kit, I rode a lap of the course before the W4 Beginner Race. The hills in MD were alive.....along with some sand, parking lot space-barriers (to create some sort of stairs), and normal 18 inch CX barriers. While watching the Men's 4 race, I saw one of the race organizers with a shovel at the sand pit. Interesting. He started digging trenches. Perplexing. Rows of trenches. Guess the decision to ride or run would be simple.
After warming up, I rode over to the staging area. While waiting for the race, SW gave me race tactics...attack on this one particular hill to dishearten the women around me, unclip with my left foot on a particularly sharp off-camber turn, use the flats to hammer......as it turns out, he should have covered my shifters in bubble-wrap, duct taped my right shoe to my foot, and reminded me to clip out with my left foot first before dismounting. Perhaps even...."Remain upright and you can win this race...." Have a feeling how this story ends?
As the announcer of my race, I would have called it as:
"And they are off. With this long straight-a-way, the battle for the hole shot will favor the roadies in this race. First on the course is the rider from Team Sticky Fingers (TSF), Dana Stryk, with Tammi Stauffer from Kelly Benefit Strategies close on her wheel. What will they do through the sand? Looks like Dana will run...or...wait....apparently she decided to roll around in the sand like a dog at the beach. Back up. Now the two are off for the single track section of the course.
Looks like we have a battle on our hands for first and second. TSF seems to be faster on the less technical and KBS pulls it back on the technical portions. TSF has had problems with remounting in the previous races, but seems to be improving.
(Rider thoughts.....#$%# I can't drop her, I am going to die soon.....)
Here they come for the middle part of lap 3....TSF has been out front the entire race. Can she hang on? Will she make a mistake. (Spoiler: No. Yes. 4 more.)
One more time over the barriers...wait...TSF is down. Apparently she did not heed advice at a CX clinic to ALWAYS clip out with the left foot before doing anything else and she is down and has fallen from 1st to 2nd. Her bike seems to be having some shifting problems, too.
I am not sure what happened....TSF has fallen from 2nd to 3rd. From our roving course reporter, we learned that TSF thinks she is in a Cat5 men's road race - yes... by endo-ing after her bike slide out from beneath her on a downhill. Someone should tell her it is better to remain upright. Bets as to whether she can remain upright on the last lap?
(Rider thoughts after endo-ing...(a) I LOVE GRASS (b) I am alive (c) my bike really does not shift anymore (d) @#$# I lost a spot)
Last lap. Can she remain upright over the barriers? Did she learn anything from her catastrophic last lap? Apparently not....she is down again, this time with great style and has dropped her chain. Can she hang on for third??
It looks like a great battle for 3rd....it is coming down to the wire. TSF has her shoe flapping in the wind after another crash on the off-cambered hill portion of the course. Given her high cadence, she must have lost the ability to shift completely.....and is edged at the line for 3rd.....
I ended up on the podium in 4th. Sort of bittersweet given the first 2.5 laps.....but that is CX racing. Perhaps of what I am most proud....my remounting was improved and....drum roll please.....I won the prime for first over the barriers....a rather ironic prize!
Belgian racing gods....if I may make a request?? I will trade warm weather for fewer mistakes and may I never write a race report during the road season that has the words.....5 crashes in one race!!
A huge thank-you to the organizers of this event - Adventures for the Cure. Well done!!
Another thank-you to my favorite group of mechanics at my favorite bike shop (ok....I work there, so I am biased)....Thanks to Curtis for getting Cookie (my CX bike - I race for a bakery....) back in working order....
Really? FIVE crashes??? |